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    FACT: Beer contains Female hormones

    Now you are asking yourself why?.

    - It makes you drive bad.
    - It makes you talk a lot of shit which doesnt make any sense!

    Think about it.

    Feel free to share your facts.

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    FACT: do not say fact #1 loud when your girl is close. Its not an good idea.
    FACT: All Humans Are 99.9% Genetically Identical and 98.4% of human genes are the same as the genes of a chimpanzee.
    FACT: Darkfader have bad experience about his first fact at this post.
    Last edited by Darkfader; 6th August 2011 at 00:19.
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    One human cell contains 75MB genetic info. One sperm contains a half of that; that's 37.5MB. One ml of semen contains 100m sperms. Average, ejaculation lasts for 5sec and contains 2.25 ml semen. So throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 =1,6875 Тerabyte/sec This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,6 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best hardware firewall in the world!

    Sorry for being...
    I cant nothin for that

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    Fact: Selling beer in anything less than a 12 pack is a tease.

    Fact : 12 ounce beers gives you a work out. ( many many trips to the fridge)

    Fact: If your tequila does not say 100% agave then it is not tequila. ( most of the shit is just flavored vodka )

    Fact: The saying mind your p's and q's came from old England, when customers got unruly the bartender used to yell mind their own pints and quarts and settle down.

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    Fact : a beer that is half empty is also half full
    Fact : justin bieber is a chick
    Fact : Lady gaga is a man
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    Niglet fact #1

    Throughout 6,000 years of recorded history, the pure-blooded African Negro has invented nothing. Not a written language, weaved cloth, a calendar, a plow, a road, a bridge, a railway, a ship, a system of measurement, or even the wheel. He is not known to have ever cultivated a single crop or domesticated a single animal for his own use. For shelter, he never progressed beyond the common mud hut, the construction of which a beaver or muskrat is capable.

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    (Pendell, Elmer, -Sex Versus Civilization- Noontide
    Press; Weisman, Charles A. -The Origins of Race and
    Civilization- 1990, SFA)
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    im not drunk, im a drifter

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